Wednesday, 15 October 2014

Saddle Sore

Forget that last post - I’m not as Dutch as I thought.  The sun was out again today, so I decided, like a typical  huisvrouw that I would do the grocery shopping on my bike.  I’m lucky – I’ve two medium sized grocery stores within a five minute walk of the house, and up until now, I’ve walked to them.  The limitations of grocery shopping by foot, or on a bike, are of course that you can only buy what you can carry home. The typical huisvrouw will have a set of fancy paniers on the  back her bike as well as a basket up front. I’ve only a small, by Dutch standards, basket. Never mind, I thought, I’ve not quite got my head around food shopping/meal prep yet and with stores so close by its easier just to pick up a few bits every day.

As soon as I sat down on my bike I realised my dainty English buttocks had not quite recovered from the weekend’s trip to the beach. It’s me or the saddle, one of us is going to have to gain a bit more padding. 

However, I made it safely to the store and back, although my trip was slightly marred by discovering a rogue bike had been unceremoniously dumped on top of mine when I returned, laden with groceries to the bike park. I’d been blocked in!

Spurred on by the semi-success of the shopping trip, as the sun continued to shine, I decided to set out on a recce to the local  swimming pool. I like swimming, it’s non weight bearing, calorie burning, and relaxing all at the same time.  Haarlem has its own sports centre and according to Google maps, it’s a mere 3 km or so from our house – or a twelve minute cycle ride.

Fantastic. I set off in what I thought was the right direction. Twenty minutes later I decided I’d either taken completely the wrong route, or the Dutch Google map guys cycle a lot faster than me.

I had a moment of panic, despite telling myself over the last week that the best way to explore my new home town is to get lost,  (OK when you’re on foot and no more than a mile or so away from the house) I was  now on very unfamiliar streets. What if my chain came off? What if I fell or got knocked off my bike? (If this was Hollywood of course, new girl in town, lost, accident waiting to happen, the Dutch equivalent of Hugh Grant would have dashed to my rescue.) Even if I found the sports centre, would I really fancy swimming 40 lengths after a half hour cycle ride to get there? Plus there was still the ride back. I wanted gentle exercise, not Triathalon training.


I decided to call it quits. I’ll seek out the sports centre another day, and tomorrow, I’m doing the grocery shopping on foot.




No comments:

Post a Comment