Sunday, 29 May 2016

Out & About Again

If it seems like this ex-pat blog is grinding to a halt then you’d be right. Our sedate Dutch lifestyle doesn’t throw up a great deal of interesting anecdotes to write about it. Middle-age couple potter around Haarlem market on a Saturday morning before cycling to the beach is hardly going to make riveting reading.

Our lust for exploring the Dutch countryside has dissipated, our sense of adventure has become swallowed up or submerged beneath those flat green fields. Even the tulips have now disappeared – a bright, brief respite from the blandness.

We need to get back out there, I said to Mr T. I need to find inspiration and motivation. Mr T doesn't lack motivation - last week he completed a Viking Challenge with a team of his young work colleagues. I have every admiration for his enthusiasm, a 13 km run interspaced with 30 obstacles which involved lots of crawling through mud and climbing over walls. Not for the faint hearted or anyone over the age of 50. Needless to say he won't be doing it again. My own personal challenge, having gone along to watch the start and elicit promises from his colleagues that they would bring him back alive, was cycling the 10 km or so back home through the Dutch countryside into a very strong prevailing wind. 

This weekend in stark contrast, we set off in search of Dutch culture. We drove cross-country, to Paleis Het Loo on the outskirts of the town of Apeldoorn approximiately 100 km east  from Haarlem. In the east the landscape does change. We found trees, and although there was nothing that could be called a hill, the land gently undulates. At one point we were 90 m above sea-level – that’s nearly enough to bring on a bout of altitude sickness by Dutch standards.




Het Loo was originally a hunting lodge owned by Stadtholder Willem II. For those who like a little history lesson this is the William of William and Mary fame, and when this Royal couple succeeded to the British throne in 1689 they decided they needed something a little grander than a hunting lodge so they expanded the lodge and created a palace. As extensions go, its pretty impressive.



The Dutch Royal family retained Het Loo as their main residence up until the death of Queen Wihelmina in 1962. Since then it has been fully restored and is now a national museum. The main attraction for me, were the gardens, and not so much the formal garden, which is laid out in typical Dutch style with cleverly crafted box hedging and a large fountain, but the informal ‘parkland’ which is based on an English style country estate . None of it is natural of course, the lakes and streams all being man-made, but with the rhododrendrons in full-bloom it made a very welcome change from the typical Dutch landscape.


And talking of something different, after we’d finished at Het Loo, we headed for the Kroller-Muller Museum which is set in the middle of the Hoge Veluwe National Park, a privately owned area of natural wood and heathland – similar in appearance to parts of the New Forest.  As this all looked quite samey to us, and by now it had started to rain, we gave up on the idea of abandoning the car at the gates and using one of the free bikes to explore the park, and drove straight to the museum. The Kroller-Muller  is home to the second largest collection of Van Gogh’s in the world, as well as displaying work by Monet, Picasso and Mondriaan, and the usual selection of ‘modern art’.

It’s hard not to admire modern artists, not for their creativity but their ingenuity. We can all make a display out of a pile of rocks, its convincing somebody to pay thousands of euro’s for it which is the clever bit. If I stuck a couple of dinky toys on a shelf next to a milk bottle with a handful of ballbearings in the bottom of it, would anyone call it art? No? So how do they get away with it?


In the sculpture garden people had got away with even more. Mr T is wasting his time buying pipes for the oil industry. He should be ‘sculpting’ with them instead.  



One of the highlights of the show is probably the Jardin d'email by the artist Jean Dubuffet. I can't think of any words to adequately describe it and even the photographs don't do it justice. Philistine that I am I can see no connection between a large white epoxy-resin mass and an e-mail, (junk perhaps?) but what do I know.  At least it was fun and you could clamber all over it.



The Kroller-Muller's most redeeming future is its beautiful setting. Who needs art when you have nature? It was quite noticeable how many visitors were posing for photographs beside the rhododendrons rather than the exhibits.




(Incidentally this is not Mr T and I posing by the rhododrendons but an exhibit entitled 'Femme et Homme'.  If ever a piece needed a bit more work with the chisel - this is it.)

Monday, 9 May 2016

Californication

It's almost Californian, said Mr T this morning when he drew back the curtains. To be fair, the sky was undeniable blue and we probably had just had the hottest May weekend ever in the Netherlands, but I’m not convinced Haarlem could ever be compared to the west coast of America.

There are many subtle differences – the first the fact that sunshine is a rare commodity – and when it does happen, like this weekend, the Dutch go crazy. They strip off, take-off to the beach or the local park and catch those rays (and if they can add some beer and loud music into the mix then all the better). Good job it was a weekend or there could have been an awful lot of sickies…. 

On Friday, we took a picnic to the beach where I felt overdressed in my shorts. Less than ten days previously we had strolled along the same seafront wrapped up for the Artic.

We had friends to stay, I’m glad they got to see the Netherlands at its very best, but I had to keep defending my negative attitude to the local climate.

It’s not always like this, I complained, which fair enough, they understood. The last time they visited us we’d battled through Amsterdam in zero degrees and the pouring rain. This time we did the nice stuff. We visited the tulip fields, we had dinner on the beach, we hired a boat  for a lazy tour of Haarlem’s canals. I could almost get to like it here – if the forecast for the coming weekend wasn’t predicting a temperature drop of ten degrees… Another reason I know that despite the warmth and those blue skies I'm not in California. It just won't last.


To be honest at the moment the only place I really want to be is back in the UK, and this is because I need to be 'out there' promoting my (as yet) unpublished book.  At the moment I am simply dipping my toes in from afar (and talking of dipping toes in, yes we did try and I can confirm that the North Sea is VERY COLD). According to several publishers' websites, I need an ‘on-line presence’ before they will even look at my manuscript.  Well I do have an on-line presence but it has very little to do with writing novels, and as someone with zero confidence about their own ability, I’d find it very difficult to set myself up with my own ‘author website’ when I’ve done very little but have a couple of short stories published on line and come runner up in a national flash fiction competition. However, I sense it will have to be done, especially as I currently lack a ‘physical presence’ in the all important world of writer networking. Watch this space.

Meanwhile, look at the tulip fields. Beautiful.